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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:01:42 GMT

there's so many good food deals at shoprite for superbowl ;o I wish I was into football just for those things

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:57:58 GMT

Knowledge is passive, intellectual; suffering is active, personal. No intellectual answer will solve suffering.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 23:31:43 GMT

Harry: -hug-
Crystal: -hug-

-harry notices smudge on crystal's left eye-
-Crystal makes questioning smile-

Harry: "You have eye crap."
Crystal: "How romantic"

Both: LOL

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:54:48 GMT

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:11:37 GMT

princeosop (11:45:11 AM): TKing bots so fun
pro NEEF (11:45:25 AM): You still play games now right
princeosop (11:45:41 AM): a little zbot with cs 1.6 standalone
pro NEEF (11:46:13 AM): I've been trying to get some old friends together
pro NEEF (11:46:44 AM): It's Mech style FPS, but it suits any playstyle you can imagine
pro NEEF (11:50:46 AM): Would you give it a try? I'd LOVE to have another friend on the CTF team haha

<proNEEF sends 700MB file to me>
<tries to crack, exploit, install game to run>
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.
20 minutes
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40 minutes
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pro NEEF (3:34:51 PM): yea .erl seems like error log
pro NEEF (3:34:57 PM): dANG YOU GAMEGUARD
.
60 minutes
.
pro NEEF (3:35:09 PM): my npsc.erl is 21.4 kb
princeosop (3:35:10 PM): wow bastards
princeosop (3:35:24 PM): mines 7KB
.
pro NEEF (3:35:28 PM): it looks like they prevent you from hacking, and in fact prevent you from playing
pro NEEF (3:35:40 PM): so.
pro NEEF (3:35:43 PM): we fail.
princeosop (3:35:48 PM): epic fail.
pro NEEF (3:36:08 PM): F-
princeosop (3:38:40 PM):

public class hax0r {
    public static void main(string[] args){

        int timespenttrying;
        float transferfilesize;

        if(timespenttrying>=30 && transferfilesize >= 650) {
        epicfail();
        System.out.println("You fail.");
        }
    }
}

pro NEEF (3:38:49 PM): LOL
pro NEEF (3:38:51 PM): dang you typed a lot
pro NEEF (3:38:54 PM): I was like did he lag out

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:41:05 GMT

[17:32] pro NEEF: "you know ur addicted to cs when your password is your spawn buy combo" lololool
[17:32] pro NEEF: so good
[17:32] princeosop: lollllll
[17:32] pro NEEF: I wanna change it to that
[17:32] princeosop: b41,,o2o4
[17:32] princeosop: lol
[17:32] pro NEEF: haha too used to 1.6
[17:33] pro NEEF: b42b14o2o3o4,.,.,.
[17:33] princeosop: dam
[17:33] princeosop: greedy bastard
[17:33] princeosop: you need.....
[17:33] pro NEEF: sometimes I do o3o3
[17:33] pro NEEF: lol.
[17:33] princeosop: 2700+700+200+200+300
[17:33] princeosop: not including ammo
[17:33] pro NEEF: Lol
[17:33] princeosop: $4100
[17:34] pro NEEF: Yup
[17:34] princeosop: what a fag!
[17:34] pro NEEF: when I dno't have that
[17:34] pro NEEF: I do
[17:34] pro NEEF: b14.
[17:34] pro NEEF: LOL
[17:34] pro NEEF: 14 bullets.
[17:34] princeosop: lol
[17:34] princeosop: lol
[17:34] princeosop: nahh
[17:34] pro NEEF: Then I pick up some dead guy's gun
[17:34] pro NEEF: haha
[17:34] princeosop: b32,,o2o4
[17:34] princeosop: thats enough
[17:34] princeosop: loll
[17:34] pro NEEF: no screw mp5 lol
[17:34] princeosop: if im REALLY poor
[17:34] princeosop: i just follow teammate with best gun
[17:34] princeosop: buy a flash at spawn
[17:34] pro NEEF: LOL
[17:34] princeosop: flash him as he's walking in
[17:34] pro NEEF: HAHAHA
[17:34] pro NEEF: LOL
[17:34] pro NEEF: o3.
[17:34] pro NEEF: beast
[17:34] princeosop: and block him when he's trying to back up
[17:34] princeosop: lolllll
[17:35] pro NEEF: LOL
[17:35] pro NEEF: OWNAGE
[17:35] pro NEEF: blocking a flashed guy
[17:35] pro NEEF: I wonder if anyone's ever done taht
[17:35] pro NEEF: LOL
[17:35] princeosop: always works
[17:35] pro NEEF: in real life
[17:35] princeosop: duh lmao
[17:35] pro NEEF: hahah SO DISHONORABLE
[17:35] princeosop: hahahah
[17:35] princeosop: every once in a while i'm in church
[17:35] princeosop: and im sitting in the seats
[17:35] princeosop: with like
[17:35] princeosop: 200 other ppl
[17:35] princeosop: i sometimes think about
[17:35] princeosop: what it'd be like if i had a flashbang
[17:35] princeosop: and flashed everyone in the hall
[17:35] princeosop: LOL
[17:36] princeosop: "bliiinded by the liight"
[17:36] princeosop: blocking n taking gun works so well in those
[17:36] princeosop: fy maps
[17:36] pro NEEF: LOL
[17:36] princeosop: too bad guns are dime a dozen in those maps
[17:36] pro NEEF: wow
[17:36] pro NEEF: you are so bad
[17:36] pro NEEF: LOL
[17:36] princeosop: lmao
[17:37] princeosop: i told you 3 years ago
[17:37] princeosop: i got sick of playing normal
[17:37] princeosop: haha
[17:37] pro NEEF: Yeaa you told me ya
[17:37] princeosop: the slogan should be: "low on cash? buy a flash!"
[17:37] pro NEEF: started doing hilarious stuff
[17:37] pro NEEF: I bet you're a pro TKer
[17:37] pro NEEF: LOL
[17:37] princeosop: dam right
[17:37] princeosop: lmao
[17:37] pro NEEF: LOL

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:34:54 GMT

i had a dream where they were filming a movie and i was part of the props crew and was supposed to pick out a car for a car chase scene. so i searched around and saw this mid-aged guy in a 2000 taurus and i figured eh why not. so i got in his car to take a look around while he acted all cocky about how "great" his piece of crap car was. I told him to drive around so i can see how the car feels. so we drove out of the filming studio into a trail on a tropical island...surrounded by rivers and trees and a beach and driving in a winding road. he was going REALLY fast and took the turns VERY noobishly. suddenly it came apparent to me that we were in a level in far cry. So i told him, "dude, slow down. if you crash this car it'll be 75% damaged and you wont be able to go fast on it if ur being chased by trigens and fatboys. He said "don't worry about it i know what i'm doing." Then we took another rough turn with his noobish driving skills and thats when we saw two fatboys walking around aimlessly. The guy freaked out, screamed, and crashed into the nearest tree. "oh no WTF are those things! AHH! HELP ME get outta here!" I said "stfu and move I'll drive". So i tried to drive away from the fatboys in his 75% damaged taurus but the bottom plate of the car kept grinding the the ground cuz the other guy was too FAT. "-sigh- you fat bastard" i said. So i got out of the car, used my rocket launcher on the chasing fatboys twice and they fell dead. thats when i woke up.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:48:29 GMT

I am Thankful :

FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM EMPLOYED.

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS
WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..

FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM WARM.

FOR T HE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS
I CAN HEAR.

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.

AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another.

Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are.

After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage.

We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, when we are able to go on a nice vacation or when we retire.

The truth is there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges.

It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way.

So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with ... and remember that time waits for no one.

So, stop waiting .
Until your car or home is paid off.
Until you get a new car or home.
Until your kids leave the house.
Until you go back to school.
Until you finish school.
Until you lose 10 lbs.
Until you gain 10 lbs.
Until you get married.
Until you get a divorce.
Until you have kids.
Until you retire.
Until summer.
Until spring.
Until winter.
Until fall.
Until you die.

There is no better time than right now to be happy. Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:11:09 GMT

10.

asian

119 up, 136 down

There are many different kinds of asian people in the world.

A. Nerdy Asian
1. plays world of warcraft everyday
2. wears glasses and short sleeve button up shirts
3. gets straight A+'s
4. wears a watch that tells the time of his native country
5. loves to crunch numbers in his spare time

B. Kung Fu Asian
1. favorite movies are of Bruce Lee
2. is amazing at a martial art
3. natural born ninja
4. considers Mr. Miyagi a traitor for teaching a white kid karate
5. screams at anything he does

C. Bro Asian
1. smart, but lazy and doesnt give a shit
2. listens to jack johnson and dave matthews band
3. would rather smoke a doobie rather than crunch numbers
4. tries to be a bro by drinking, but gets trashed after drinking less than 1 can of beer
5. hangs out with mostly white people rather than asians

D. FOB Asian
1. the worst drivers in the world
2. loves to sing karaoke
3. hangs out with his "asian posse"
4. holds the bowl to his chin and eats really fast
5. says every word in its plural form
6. has eaten some kind of domestic pet
7. smells like squid or sushi
8. face turns red after drinking alcohol
9. strict parents
10.straight A's
11.loves to play fighting games

If an Asian kid calls himself a "bro," he is a twinkie.

If you enter an asian kid's house, he yells at you if you dont take off your shoes.

If an asian kid says that he/she is a good driver, they are LYING.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:36:13 GMT

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will continue to fiddle with a coat hanger until long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win.
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the supermarket, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like 'cumin' or 'tofu'. For all I know, these are the same thing.
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will open the bonnet and stare at the engine as if I know exactly what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will eventually say to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start.'
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan.
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repairman gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole program looking for it.
Because I'm a man, there's no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The honest answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't. And if you're feeling amorous afterwards .... then I'll certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2008, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest ... like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.
Because I am a man, I see flat-pack furniture as a challenge to have the greatest possible number of left over and unused components at the end. If the assembled furniture doesn't collapse within the hour, this is merely seen as a bonus.
Because I am a man, I don't have to ask for directions. Unknown to women, the penis contains a magnetic homing device enabling men to know exactly where they are on the Earth's surface at all times. If we do get lost, it's because our wives have used too much girly fabric conditioner on our underwear, thereby blocking out the magnetic rays.
Because I am a man, I can and will fart loudly and often. It's our way of marking our territory. If we didn't do it, burglars would come. You wouldn't want that, would you?